Kaiser-Von-Raubtiere

This is a meme-y thing I stole from ~love4puppi (https://www.deviantart.com/love4puppi) who stole it from :iconNyanPandurr: who stole it from your face (this is your face->) :iconswedenderpplz:. It is about sex, so I will answer about sex. Sex. Sex, sex, sex. It's a fun word. Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Maybe... :iconblushplz: But I think it can wait 'til we're legal. 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? BECAUSE EVRYBODY LOVES TO WAKE UP AT 6:00AM FOR A QUICKIE. Night. I am nocturnal. 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Wherever she is. 4. Do you masturbate? Who the hell doesn't? I don

Every once in a while, I'll write a freestyle rap, but this one was different from the beginning. "Ready? Okay, let's give this one more shot." Title Screen. We all know what it means. Were gonna start bustin' heads in this gaming regime. Player Select. I got my own custom character. His name was something dumb for a lack of something better. The game is starting. I feel my heart race. I'mma beat it this time. Gonna tear it apart. YEAH! Level One Breech And we're outta their leagues. Gonna start killing killers cause our style is elite. Level One Breech And we're outta their leagues. Gonna start killing killers cause our styl

TAG I was tagged. Normally, I don't do anything, but I've got nothing better to do but play Minecraft. MAYBE IF I IMAGINE IT VERY HARD, MY DREAMS WILL BECOME A REALITY. PLAN B: GET PUT INTO A COMA. Naww... That takes all the fun out of the hardships of life. But let's hurry up and get through this before it gets cold and I have to put it in the microwave again. Rules: + You must post the rules. + Each person must post 10 things about themselves in their journal + Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer. + You are tagged if you read this. + Hurr. I'm changi